"Sweet Jesus,” shrieked the thralls of the Sehomus Republic,
as ABC the Yochlowitz,
successor to GorgoPacificus the Destroyer,
forced them to call upon the nomadic advocatus
to loose the girdle of Apophis,
unleash Subigus the devourer, and
to swarm into the Valley of Squalicum.
There, hidden in the corrupted copse of Michael the Shepardus,
the calcified remains of the rent body
of Rileyculus the Apologizer
will be cast into the Cementus Vomitorium,
the gloomy realm of ABC the Yochlowitz,
as the coils of Bobby the Briscus twist in endless agony
near the purifying pond of Ken the Belladonnas.
