Bloodbath in Iraq
Wow! A bloodbath? Isn't that just what the invasion caused, too? That didn't seem to dissuade Bush on the way in. Why now, on the way out?
What a great war strategy! Remember our guys bribing the elite Iraqi Republican Guard to not interfere with the invasion? Remember how they all vanished into thin air and we were able to storm effortlessly into Bhagdad? Remember our fearless leader proclaiming, "Mission accomplished"? Oops! Not yet! Too bad the Guard disappeared with all their weapons, eh? Somebody got suckered. That's how we lost the war.