Dementors attack the Sehome Neighborhood

"Sweet Jesus,” shrieked the thralls of the Sehomus Republic,

as ABC the Yochlowitz,

successor to GorgoPacificus the Destroyer,

forced them to call upon the nomadic advocatus

to loose the girdle of Apophis,

unleash Subigus the devourer, and

to swarm into the Valley of Squalicum.


There, hidden in the corrupted copse of Michael the Shepardus,

 the calcified remains of the rent body

of Rileyculus the Apologizer

will be cast into the Cementus Vomitorium,

the gloomy realm of ABC the Yochlowitz,

as the coils of Bobby the Briscus twist in endless agony

near the purifying pond of Ken the Belladonnas.

About David A. Swanson

Posting Citizen Journalist • Member since Mar 31, 2020

David A. Swanson is Edward A. Dickson Emeritus Professor of Sociology, University of California Riverside. He served as a member of the U. S. Census Bureau’s Scientific Advisory Committee [...]

Comments by Readers

Dick Conoboy

Dec 08, 2023

Latinized Jabberwocky, eh?


David A. Swanson

Dec 08, 2023

Just slouching towards Festivus…


Doug Karlberg

Dec 12, 2023

Ivory toweritis 

Jibberish Uranus 

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